Santa's planning for 2011

Helper : "Boss, don't be slacking off there and help us get ready for next year!"
Santa : "I am planning."
He is looking at "2011 Honolulu Marathon Kamaaina (Hawaii resident) Spacial - $35 if you register by January 15!"
(Hawaii Hochi newspaper - December 27, 2010)

Obama family arrived - Daddy still at work

Sign : "Welcome! Obama Family Kailua Holiday Party"
Michelle Obama : "The best husband is the one who's healthy and not around!" (Japanese proverb)
(Hawaii Hochi newspaper - December 20, 2010)

Honolulu Marathon 2010

Men's division - first 5 finishers were Kenians.
(Hawaii Hochi newspaper - December 13, 2010)

Brand new! Abercrombie Hawaii governor

(Hawaii Hochi newspaper – December 9, 2010)

Wiki leaks Hawaii version

Driver : “Ho, something leakin’”

Passengers : “Wiki Leaks!”

(Hawaii Hochi newspaper – December 6, 2010)

TSA’s human scanner

“… but I’m getting on a chartered reindeer sleigh…”

(Hawaii Hochi newspaper – December 2, 2010)

Critters’ season of Hawaiian vacation

Shipment of Christmas trees from the main land arrived.  They say that slugs are the problem this year.

(Hawaii Hochi newspaper – November 30, 2010)

North Korea attacks South Korea

“So you finally had to do it….”

(Hawaii Hochi newspaper – November 24, 2010)