Obama Hawaii vacation again, Aloha, but not welcome

Unwelcomed Obama Daimyo Gyoretsu (ruler's procession) came again...
King Obama :  "Commoners, here I ,the greatest, come again, be thankful."
Commoners forced to kneel down : "Go somewhere else already. We had enough of you being bully."
"Yeah, commoners are busy in holiday season."
"Hurry up and go away!"
"We are wasting half an hour of our precious time..."

Just because he was born in Hawaii, many of Hawaii locals welcome Obama here, but he demonstrates his arrogance every time, by arriving and shutting down the traffic in the middle of the most busy times.  Enough already.  Go vacation somewhere else!
(Hawaii Hochi newspaper - December 29, 2011) 

Darvish's change of mind, goes to major league

Japanese kids : "He said he'd stay in Japan for Japanese kids and wouldn't go to major league..."
Darvish : "I didn't lie!  It's just a change of mind!"

Texas Rangers won the exclusive negotiation deed with Darvish.  What matters now is $$$.
(Hawaii Hochi newspaper - December 21, 2011)

Santa's discrimination

"Occupy" participants : "Unfair, discrimination!!"
Kids : "(sob) We want presents... we don't mind being called naughty"
Santa : "No wonder "nice" kids are so rare nowadays..."
(Hawaii Hochi newspaper - December 14, 2011)

Replay - UH vs. BYU

UH foorball lost the last game of the season to BYU, and also lost a chance to play at Sheraton Bowl on Christmas Eve.  Coach McMackin was forced to retire, leaving one year left on his 5-year contract.  As a highest paid state employee, he was earning $1.1 million a year, and he decided to donate 40% of his next year's pay back to the university.  Sounds great, but he's taking over $600,000 for doing nothing next year.  So stop crying, Coach Mack.
(Hawaii Hochi newspaper - December 12, 2011)

President Obama's salvation army

Sign: "Black Fri Sat Sun Mon Tuesday Sale!"
Obama: "That's strange... 4 years ago I had no problem raising my campain fund..."
(Hawaii Hochi newspaper - November 20, 2011)